Somebody has to do it

As you can see, Amelia had a really tough weekend at the beach...



...poor thing had to lounge by the pool eating Cheetos and soaking in some rays.

Timeout Low Point

Timeout reached an all-time low in our house tonight. Amelia, for some undisclosed reason, put herself in Timeout. At first, I thought this self-imposed punishment was hilarious....and then she began to cry and scream because she was in Timeout. Luckily, she paroled herself before Meggan and I had to put ourselves in Timeout far, far away from her.

Home again, home again

We made it back from the beach today and while it's always fun to leave, it's always better to come home. We all had a wonderful time, but there is no question who had the best weekend...Miss Amelia. Other than a few rare instances, such as when she put the entire ocean in Timeout for "scaring Mimi", she enjoyed every minute of the trip. It essentially amounted to 3 straight days of seeing a rotating barrage of family, playing at the beach, and multiple bouts of all you can eat Cheetos. I'm pretty sure it was as close to her Heaven as you get this side of sharing an ice cream bath with Elmo and Big Bird. So, frankly, for her, being home isn't going to top that.

Salty Dog

Here is a cell phone cam of some drunk girl celebrating St. Patty's Day a few days early with her own dance party at Salty Dog in Hilton Head...

SSL

The time is here. Tomorrow morning, we are heading to Sesame Street Live. Meggan and I are 100% excited. However, I have a small feeling this could be one of those situations where Amelia doesn't have the reaction we were hoping for (see: 1st birthday parties). On one side of the equation, I can see her being in Heaven surrounded by all her furry friends. Yet, on the other side, I can see her crapping her pants, screaming "NO, NO, NO, NO", and trying to rip a Oscar's eyebrows off. Soooo, we'll have to wait and see. It might be a much quicker show than we anticipated.

Grrrrr

There is a fine line between smiling and growling. I'm not always sure on which side of that line Amelia likes to live. This look could either mean you are about to get a kiss...or put in Timeout

Ewwww, Nasssy Feet

When your feet smell, tell the world.