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Why is it that Sophie can poop anywhere INSIDE my new house within 5 seconds of me turning my back, yet when I take her outside, she has to personally interview each blade of grass before choosing a worthy landing spot for her potty break???  Even after finding the perfect location, anything from a brisk breeze to the chirp of a bird can derail the entire operation. I know she's dealing with some stress issues, but if the Prozac and Pepto (yes, my dog is seriously on Prozac and Pepto Bismol) don't start working soon, I'm going to go Anchorman on her and punt her off a bridge.