Memories

Remember when your four year-old said he saw a bug in the laundry room, but you couldn't find it? Then, remember when you thought it was funny that he responded "a crab" when you asked him what type of bug? Remember when your wife found out later that night that "crab" meant "scorpion" and it stung her in your bed? Remember when you beat a scorpion to death like a crazy man using the Giver of Television Life, a.k.a. a remote control? Yeah, well, I do....and I'm quite certain Meggan does too.