Creating a Monster

While it's been a blast helping Everett learn how to play video games, I'm starting to regret my decision.  First of all, he has actually started beating me at some games. Secondly, his trash talking has really gone to another level.  Tonight, I told him I would take a few minutes to beat him at Mario Kart after dinner. He responded with "Wellll, you're headed in the right direction, but I'm so sorry you have the names wrong....because I'm totally going to whoop you tonight."