Helper

When you're a parent, you will find that your kids love to read, watch, and listen to the dumbest things over and over and over again. Luckily for me, I found out this morning my nightly efforts with teaching Amelia to read are finally paying off. Sure, I'm proud of her and she's doing great in school. However, the payoff I'm talking about is the fact that she now happily reads all those terrible books to Everett instead of me. This is the early stages of my master plan to have children so they can perform all the tasks in life that I want to avoid. Phase two includes teaching her Microsoft Excel so she can go to work for me too.