Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Reality Check

You know, sometimes the honestly of children doesn't feel so good...



Me: Don't tell mommy, but that lady on TV is my girlfriend.

Amelia:  No, she's not.

Me: She is. She just doesn't know it yet.

Amelia:  Yeah, right! You could never get someone that good (would have been a nice time for her to say "better than mommy" instead)

Me: What?!? Why not??

Amelia: Because you're not famous and you're still practicing losing weight.

Me: Ouch

Amelia: What are you going to say "Excuse me, I have to go do 15 jumping jacks "? and then she'll just say "Uhhhhhh, okaaaaaaaay??"

Me: Point taken.


No comments:

Post a Comment