Manly Men

Everett and I are about to embark on our first annual Men's Day. We have a hotel room booked 20 floors above the city. We have a trolley ride to go get ice cream. We have an indoor pool. We have the Lego Batman movie to go watch. We have room service in speed dial. Today, rules are optional. Diet is optional. Sleep is optional. We are guided only by fun. Please send bail money.