Amelia was holding my wallet for me when she pulled out my driver's license...
Me: Don't lose that. It's important.
Amelia: Why does it say Hair: BRO?
Everett: Yeah, like nice hair, Bro!!
Me: No, Bro. It means I have brown hair.
Amelia: It should said Hair: BALD
Me: Thanks, baby. You're the best.
Amelia: Why does it say Sex: M?
Me: That mean my gender is male.
Amelia: Noooo, it means Sex: Medium because you're medium sexy.
Everett: Whaaaaaaat?!?
Me: Give me my wallet back. Now.
On one hand, I can't believe she knows the word sexy (even if she doesn't really know what she's saying). On the other hand, I'm flattered I'm a medium.
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