Everett (lifting up his shirt): Looking at my nipples
Me: Put your shirt down.
Everett: Why? I'm looking at them.
Me: Well, stop. They don't do anything.
Everett: Yes they do
Me: Sorry, buddy. You're a boy.
Everett: They still do something.
Me: Oh yeah, what's that?
Everett: Ummm, if you're a superhero, you can shoot lasers out of them.
Me: (saying nothing because I was laughing too hard)
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