This is a briefing from the Head of Security. We have received intelligence regarding a one year-old that will be infiltrating our compound tonight. Here is a picture of the subject...
Despite her sweet, sleepy appearance, I assure you she is live wire. The subject is to be considered a threat to hug and is extremely lickable.
Keep up the good fight,
Sophie
Chief Security Officer
P.S. - If approaching subject from the rear, I suggest you use all possible caution as she is not yet housebroken.
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