Thanks a Million

To the lovely human who programmed the virus I currently have on my computer, I say thank you. I'm really glad you've found such a productive way to help society. Why help kids, fight disease, or use your intelligence for any other positive means when you could sit in your parents' basement thinking up new ways to be a menace and general jackass? Seriously, if I could just get my hands on you, I'd turn you over to Everett and Amelia's grandmothers...and then you could explain to them why I can't upload the video we shot today of Everett talking...and trust me, you don't want to deal with either of them after depriving them of their daily grandchild fix.