Sunday, December 8, 2013

Sharing

IMPORTANT message for anyone considering sharing a milkshake with Everett - do NOT get involved.

He simply can't be trusted. The man will not, I repeat, will not give the shake back when his turn is over. He also clearly does not understand the cardinal rule of sharing - you each get your own straw. Sure, in the picture below he's got the one straw thing down, but trust me, that was mere coincidence. He double barreled that thing every chance he got. Additionally, with his weak straw skills, he may have ended up slobbering more shake back into the cup than he actually drank. And lastly, the biggest problem with all of it is he's so damn cute doing it that you feel bad for making him stop. Save yourself the trouble and spring for two shakes. It is the only option.


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