Help Wanted

Meggan just told me she is going to a three day conference in mid-February.  That means multiple days of getting both kids up, dressed, fed, and dropped off at two different schools before I have to be at work. It also means driving across town to pick them up after school, getting them fed, and getting them to bed somehow.  If anyone out there is free and at all adept at not letting kids die on their watch, I have a guest bedroom with your name on it.