The Match

At the conclusion of Amelia's final soccer practice of the season, the coaches invited the parents onto the field to scrimmage against the kids.  Naturally, I accepted the challenge.  Once I hit the grass, I was met with trash talk from all angles.  I got to see the darkness of the hearts of 8 year-old girls.  They were aggressive. They were mean. They were merciless.....it's just a shame they weren't victorious.  Parents rule. Kids Drool. Where's my trophy???