Apparently, THAT was not how you remove the filter

When you have one of these -





and one of these -




you end up with dust bunnies large enough that you actually have to take them outside and shoot them just to protect your family.

Well, when you get one of these (a new Dyson vacuum cleaner)-




and you don't read the instructions when trying to empty the disgusting filter after vacuuming every nook and cranny of your home, you get....

a GIANT pile of dust, dirt, and fur spilled all over your freshly cleaned floor. I will not be posting a picture of this, as it is grotesque enough for you to call child services on us.