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What is the quickest way to Amelia's heart? Ice Cream? A Dora the Explorer DVD? Taking her to ride the escalators? All wonderful guesses, but all equally incorrect. This weekend I found out the quickest way to Amelia's heart is apparently to strap 29lbs of cowgirl on your back, let her grab two fistfuls of hair, and run around like you're Silver and the Lone Ranger just smacked you on the rear. I'd like to thank her great uncle, Berman, for doing the dirty work to figure out this solution...