Get in the Back

Amelia and I came across a police cruiser with a car seat strapped in the back. I had never seen that before and to be honest, I never really considered the possibility of it. While thinking better of using it as an opportunity to tell Amelia they kept a car seat in the back in case they had to arrest her for pooping in her pants, I did try to think of a few reasons for this scenario....

- maybe it really is against the law to poop your pants
- perhaps the seat is for a 'little person"
- there may be a rash of baby gang violence that I have not heard about
- it might have been early preparation in case a Hangover-like situation were to pop off and a few guys find a baby and steal the police cruiser
- maybe the baby requested a ride along to see what a career in law enforcement was like
- they may have been filming the new TV series Undercover Baby
- given what I know of babies, it easily could have been a nudity in public charge
- perhaps they finally busted the E-Trade baby for insider trading
- maybe the baby got out of hand at a local Occupy protest
- the local police might be running a Scared Straight program to warn toddlers of the risks of living a life of crime
- might have fallen prey to a riding tricycle while intoxicated arrest

Oh well, I guess we'll never know the true story of this tiny outlaw. Let's just all hope they can straighten their lives out before it is too late.