So Proud

For any of you out there who are thinking of having children, let me fill you in on something...they are gross little creatures. Exhibit 1 - After Amelia's bath tonight, we were brushing her teeth when she ripped a huge fart, spit her toothpaste into the sink, said "I toot tooted on you", dropped her towel, ran naked down the hallway, and began jumping on her bed. Now, I assure you we do not teach her to do these things (although it sounds like something Meggan would do) and we try not to reward her bad behavior. That said, I am mature enough to admit that I am far too immature not to laugh at toddler fart celebrations...tonight was no exception.