As we were getting ready for bath time tonight, I realized I didn't have Amelia's towel. So, I put her in the tub and went to get it. I told her not to turn on the water until I returned....and she didn't. So, I actually have to give her credit for following orders. However, what I didn't understand was I apparently needed to specify "don't turn on the water and also don't pee all over your Dora bath mat." As I walked back into the bathroom all I saw was Amelia bent over doing absolute pee pee work in the bathtub. Given the fact I am still a little upset about the incident she had on Everett's carpet, I decided to take a breath before I reacted...
Me: Amelia, why did you walk past the potty just to tee tee in the tub?!?
Amelia: (after pausing to think about it) because I don't like Dora anymore. I like Go, Diego, Go.
Me: Well, at least you had a reason.
So, there you have it. Evidently, if you were wondering the best way to let something or someone know you moved on, just pee on them. They'll probably take the hint.
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