Speaking of Getting Shot

Not once, but twice today has Everett decided to pee all over the place while I was changing him. And each time, he's done it the second his diaper comes off so I have no time to cover it. Somehow this last time, he was aimed at the wall so he was in danger of peeing behind his dresser. For no apparent reason, rather than throw a blanket or fresh diaper on his fire hydrant, I decided the better idea was to turn into some sort of pee ninja and block all his streams in mid air. Good news, it worked really well at keeping the whole mess contained. Bad news, the highlight of my day was swatting pee out of the air like a maniac. Oh well, I guess it's better than not having any highlights.