Old Yeller

Can anyone explain to me why my child is the only one in her class, in church, in the store, or anywhere else I go that is wearing a bib.... AT ALL TIMES?!? We don't put her in bibs as a weird punishment or a bold fashion statement. We make her wear them because she drools more than any human, particularly a tiny human, ever should. Seriously, if she doesn't wear a bib, she'll soak through her onesie faster than a Panama City wet t-shirt contest. Do you have any idea how much you have to drool before it reaches a point where it leaves a red, dry patch on your face??? The obvious response to this slobbery mystery is "she's teething". Well... 1) She has no other signs of teething and 2) so what?!? all the other kids in her class are teething as well. They aren't salivating like rabid dogs. I swear to you, Sophie won't even go near her because she said she watched Old Yeller as a puppy and doesn't want any part of that.