This is a picture of cold hard cash. Not just random cold hard cash, but money directly from Amelia's savings. Why in the world does she have her money out on the table? Great question. Allow me to tell you. You see, Amelia thought it was a good idea to pull up the flowers in her school's flower bed today. As you may expect, this is the kind of vandalism that lands you on yellow for the day. We don't accept yellows. So, in an effort to explain to Amelia why we don't destroy other people's things, we are making her take some of her own money to school tomorrow to repay them for their flowers. Since she doesn't understand value and this is more of a moral play, I felt the pain of pulling out 10 individual dimes was enough punishment. As for actually replacing the flowers, I'm guessing a dollar won't do it so they'll have to pull it from the billion dollars they charge me in tuition each month.
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