Here is how the Fall time change sounds to the following subsets of people...
Children - An hour less of sunlight after school? Laaaaaame!
College Kids - Wait, so Last Call and the time change both technically happen at 2:00am. Mind = blown.
Single People - Oh, it's so great to get an extra hour of sleep in the morning.
Parents of small children - Oh, holy hell, Everett and Amelia will now wake us up at 4:45, nap time is screwed, and they'll never be able to stay up late enough to get back on track. The space time continuum is forever broken. We should move to Arizona to avoid this whole time change issue.
Retired People - Who cares about the time change? I just need to know my tee time.
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