Crime Scene: Entry of house
Crime(s): Vandalism, Destruction of Property, Breaking and Entering, Theft, Criminal Mischief, Generally eating diaper bag items that do not belong to her
Estimated Value of Damage: Trust is Priceless
Primary Suspect: Sophie
Mug Shot:
Suspected Motive: Jealousy, Boredom
Possible Sentencing: Minimum: Chew toy suspension ; Maximum: two night boarding in the dog pokey.
Defendant's argument: All evidence is circumstantial. Claims this is some form of racial, inter-species profiling
Plaintiff's argument: Prior history of chewing pacifiers; beard fur found at the scene.
We are asking that any eyewitnesses come forward so that no more diaper bags have to suffer. Any tips, please e-mail:
givemeabreak@whyinthehellwouldyoupulleveryitemoutofadiaperbaganddragitacrossthefloor.com
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