Dear Santa,
As you probably already know, I've been a good boy this year. For this, I was hoping you could bring me one present- an immune system for my daughter. I promise you no gift could be better. If this is out of the question, can you please just arrange for her current ailments to go away. This would include both ear infections, any complications from teething, a loss of appetite, a bout of pure fussiness, and today's recent development...a full body rash...Yes, a full body rash. This is SERIOUSLY getting old. If I don't get this by Christmas, Santa, I might as well start misbehaving because clearly being good hasn't done anything for me.
Sincerely,
Me
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