Thursday, September 1, 2011

Double Standard

Here is a small sample of what it is like living with Amelia...

Amelia: Daddy, sit next to me. I make a gift for you.

So, I sit at her tiny table for several minutes while she molds Play-Doh...into an unidentifiable blob...

Amelia: Here you go!
Me: What is it?
Amelia: It's pizza. Eat it!

I pretend to eat it and enjoy every bite.

Me: Okay, I'll make you something.
Amelia: Okay!

I painstakingly make her an exact replica of a pizza...

Me: Here you go
Amelia: What is it?
Me: It's pizza
Amelia: No, I don't eat Play-Doh.

And then she walked away as if I had insulted her. Go figure.

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