Here is a bit of advice Meggan and I learned the hard way...if your child begins yelling "Help...Help Me...Help" in the middle of the night, don't assume they are just having a bad dream. Apparently, there is a chance that a moth is flying all around their bed tormenting them as they cower in paralyzing fear.
On a related note, here is a bit of advice Meggan and I learned the hard way...if your moth* begins flying around a two year-olds room causing her to wake her father with pleas for help, said father will track down your moth and beat it over and over and over again with a shoe. When he is done with the beating, he will accidentally glance at the clock and remember your moth has him out of bed in the middle of the night, and beat it again for good measure.
*Disclaimer - ALL moths were fatally harmed during the creation of this blog post.
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